I just remembered I have an account on here.

Date:	2007-04-24 09:09
Subject:	I found some old conversations from when I was 14 and many lolz with them...
Security:	Public
Mood:	good
Music:	Magic Numbers - Take a Chance

EpsilonArmati: hehheh
EpsilonArmati: The Chronic Masturbator's Guide To: Mountain Biking
EpsilonArmati: that's the next article i'm writing
EpsilonArmati: actualy i'm writing that now
kinG doOdy heaD: don't you hate riding with a boner?
kinG doOdy heaD: it never
kinG doOdy heaD: goes
kinG doOdy heaD: away
kinG doOdy heaD: because you keep rubbing it with your leg
EpsilonArmati: dude
EpsilonArmati: how the fuck do you get a BONER
EpsilonArmati: while riding?
EpsilonArmati: i mean
EpsilonArmati: seriously
EpsilonArmati: you're putting all that effort and the blood is going into your legs
EpsilonArmati: not your fucking dick
kinG doOdy heaD: um...because I'm a love machine?
EpsilonArmati: jesus
kinG doOdy heaD: and I'm usually doing anything but riding my bike when I'm riding my bike
EpsilonArmati: you get boners?
kinG doOdy heaD: yes
kinG doOdy heaD: but only if I pass by old people or little kids
kinG doOdy heaD: or road kill
kinG doOdy heaD: but then I don't waste the boner
EpsilonArmati: uh.
EpsilonArmati: fuck
EpsilonArmati:
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EpsilonArmati:
EpsilonArmati:
EpsilonArmati:
EpsilonArmati:
EpsilonArmati: JESUS dude

Date:	2007-03-01 02:29
Subject:	oh yeah, i have a live journal
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused
Music:	flesh field * beneath contempt

I got kind of curious about what was going on in everyone's lives, and then I figured an update from me might be somewhat overdue.

Um...last time I left off I guess I had gotten somewhat settled in here in Orlando, but then Mike and Rei turned out to be pricks and most of the people I knew were mutual friends and that kind fucked things up since I stopped talking to them.

Well, since then I met some new people, dated a girl for a few months, decided I'd rather be a software engineer than a mechanical engineer, decided to move to TN after my 21st, did a lot of partying and crap like that until I realized it wasn't me (and recently took up reading again, which felt amazingly good), decided to try and recover some of the passion for life that life had kind of killed in me, started playing table-top RPGs (Vampire and DnD so far, with a BESM game coming up, despite that I got sucked into all of this with the intention of playing Mage), decided I'm moving to Montreal after I get my degree (for a few years anyway), decided to try and have a tri-city twenty-first birthday party (in Orlando, Pensacola, and New Orleans), doubled the size of my collection of industrial music, and became painfully addicted to 4chan and ED.

Kind of half-assed, but anything moar would result in a lot of TL;DR anyway. So, live long and prosper, good night and good luck, update again in another 6 months or so.

So I just saw the most attractive girl in all of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's glorious creation at my apartment complex this morning.
I was walking back from Walgreens and she was by the office waiting for the shuttle. I decided to try for the highly improbable possibility of getting showered, dressed, and packing my backpack before the shuttle came so I could talk to her.
Somehow I managed a feat I never had before and probably never will again and managed to put away the stuff I'd just gotten, showered, dressed, and everything else in what must have been about three minutes and got to the shuttle just as it was leaving.
Unfortunately she sat on the little row thing in the front instead of the regular seats. I sat next to her, she smiled and seemed nice, but between her having had headphones on and the fact that I had a person on the other side of me as well, I couldn't find any way to start a conversation without seeming really weird.

But yeah. I am going to talk to this girl at some point now and do it without seeming really creepy. This is my goal.

I don't really feel like writing anything long at the moment, but I just thought I'd say to anyone I know that lives in or around Orlando that I'm living there now.

What if God exists and we're It's form of technological singularity, and our intended purpose is to create a machine or organism that is smarter than us, which can design something smarter than it, and so on and so forth until something is made that is smarter than God.


Heavy.

Date:	2006-05-15 22:24
Subject:	RISE GUNDAM!
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused
Music:	starship * we built this city

[ 21:58] AttritionJoy: a/s/l?
[ 21:58] kuraku256: 14/f/new york
[21:58] *** Auto-response sent to kuraku256: I'm away right now.
[21:58] AttritionJoy: cool
[21:58] AttritionJoy: 15/m/cali
[21:59] AttritionJoy: \wanna cyber?
[21:59] kuraku256: youre way too immature for me
[21:59] kuraku256: i need a man thats going some where
[21:59] AttritionJoy: i was just about to go to the bathroom
[21:59] AttritionJoy: does that count?
[22:00] kuraku256: sure
[22:00] kuraku256: we can cyber there
[22:00] AttritionJoy: alright. i
[22:00] AttritionJoy: unzip my fly
[22:00] AttritionJoy: and starting taking a leak
[22:00] AttritionJoy: i stop
[22:00] kuraku256: i pull out an ice pick
[22:00] AttritionJoy: and reaim towards your head
[22:00] AttritionJoy: you open your mouth and i being urinating in it
[22:00] kuraku256: i drink it and stab you throught
[22:01] kuraku256: throat*
[22:01] AttritionJoy: i get off on that
[22:01] kuraku256: then i light a fag in the hole
[22:01] AttritionJoy: i smoke through my new oraface
[22:02] AttritionJoy: i take the icepick
[22:02] kuraku256: i pull out a huge purple strap on and fuck the hole
[22:02] kuraku256: shoving the lit cig down your throat
[22:02] AttritionJoy: i start to feel ill from the loss of bload and trauma to various organs
[22:02] AttritionJoy: *blood
[22:03] kuraku256: i use the ice pick to make a new random hole to fuck
[22:03] AttritionJoy: the automated functions within my internal defence systems activate
[22:03] AttritionJoy: the nanomachines decide to close the new holes
[22:03] kuraku256: then i do something that i wont repeat to your ass with a wok
[22:03] AttritionJoy: they eat your strapon
[22:04] kuraku256: i start eating the nanomachines and become queen of the grey goo
[22:05] AttritionJoy: now recovered thanks to the nanomachines, i whip out my massive nine-foot long penis, now confident that, as the gray goo queen, you should be able to handle it
[22:05] kuraku256: i grow to huge proportion to accomadate the phallus i see before me
[22:06] AttritionJoy: i grab your tenticles and pin you down
[22:06] AttritionJoy: i search for a vagina within the goo
[22:06] kuraku256: i continue to grow and youre swallowed whole by my massive vagina
[22:07] AttritionJoy: suddenly, from deep within your loins, you hear a mighty yell
[22:07] AttritionJoy: as i proclaim
[22:07] AttritionJoy: "RISE GUNDAM!"
[22:07] kuraku256: i ewplode as i give birth to a giant mobile suit
[22:07] AttritionJoy: i collect your DNA samples
[22:07] kuraku256: and then reform with a giant cock and begin to sodamize the robot
[22:08] AttritionJoy: the robot becomes confused
[22:08] AttritionJoy: it does not understand this emotion it's feeling
[22:08] AttritionJoy: this emotion called "love"
[22:08] kuraku256: i instal the zero system and it begins to understand
[22:09] AttritionJoy: suddenly, a space colony is dropped and vaporizes everything within 100 kilometers
[22:10] kuraku256: i begin to use it as a vibrator and orgasm 50 times
[22:10] kuraku256: thus noahs flood begins
[22:10] kuraku256: after 40 days and nights
[22:10] AttritionJoy: i call my transformer to transform into an ark
[22:10] AttritionJoy: arktogon
[22:11] kuraku256: i shove you in my ass and attempt to suffocate you
[22:11] AttritionJoy: as i begin to die, i have a sudden realization that I am, in fact, the second coming of jesus christ
[22:12] AttritionJoy: and then i have the first cumming of jesus christ
[22:12] AttritionJoy: and your eyes bleed
[22:12] kuraku256: and i am mary magdalyn and cleopatra
[22:12] AttritionJoy: and that gets your off
[22:12] AttritionJoy: because you're a dirty, dirty gray blob
[22:13] kuraku256: i shove the earth in my vagina and realize im the antichrist too
[22:13] AttritionJoy: suddenly, the final battle and the judgement of mankind begins, and it is fought with our massive genitalia
[22:13] AttritionJoy: my penis grows too match your vagina
[22:14] AttritionJoy: and i penitrate you
[22:14] kuraku256: my clit grow to huge proportions for the battle
[22:14] AttritionJoy: i send the angels to lick it
[22:14] kuraku256: i fuck you in the ass while you are busy
[22:14] kuraku256: tentacle demons keep the angels at bay
[22:15] AttritionJoy: no, by the glory of the father, you shall cum first, vile child of lucifer
[22:15] AttritionJoy: a divine light fills the universe
[22:15] AttritionJoy: it is god's spanish fly
[22:15] kuraku256: i go super sayajin 13 and recive the endurance of 42 gods
[22:16] kuraku256: then i use the grey goo to stimulate your entire body
[22:16] AttritionJoy: i have the nano machines remove all materials from my skin other than the carbon
[22:17] AttritionJoy: i am left with a graphite shell with no feeling
[22:17] kuraku256: i use my super sonic scream to shatter your brittle graphite sheel and fuck your tender sensitive organs
[22:18] kuraku256: yum
[22:18] AttritionJoy: i remember my harsh training in the shaolin temple
[22:18] AttritionJoy: and restrain myself from busting my load
[22:18] AttritionJoy: my holy, holy load
[22:18] AttritionJoy: of divine cum
[22:18] kuraku256: i use my saiyajin hair to pry the cum out of you
[22:19] kuraku256: and then i penatrate your dick with my engorged clit
[22:19] AttritionJoy: i use a minovsky particle field to protect myself
[22:19] kuraku256: and shove your balls in my ass which is actually a black hole
[22:20] AttritionJoy: i open up a wormhole to an alternate dimension and replace you with a version of yourself that is in the process of orgasming
[22:21] kuraku256: i use the fact that this is the battle for all dimensions to prove that that version cant finish untill i do
[22:21] AttritionJoy: then an infinite number of monkeys document the event on their typewriters
[22:22] kuraku256: i create an infinitely long naked singularity made of magnetic feild lines to fuck in every orifece at once
[22:22] kuraku256: to fuck you in^
[22:22] AttritionJoy: i inform you that your singularity isn't naked
[22:22] AttritionJoy: i'm not that kinky
[22:22] AttritionJoy: take it all off
[22:22] AttritionJoy: baby
[22:23] AttritionJoy: i want it hairless too
[22:23] kuraku256: i shove johny cash down your throat next to your clit and you orgasm instantly
[22:23] AttritionJoy: i fall into a ring of fire

Date:	2006-05-13 22:29
Subject:	Zomg ItS Rei!
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative

I just watched all of Neon Genesis Evangelion in one day.

I spend so long wishing for free time and then when I finally get it I put such terrible use to it.

Although maybe if I didn't it wouldn't really be free time.

Date:	2006-05-13 15:56
Subject:	excerpt from conversation i had with myself:
Security:	Public
Mood:	blank

"There's no such thing as a soul.


We humans are lucky, we're above such things.


We aren't bound by any eternal soul, we have the ability to choose who we are at any given time, and to be anyone we'd ever want to be.


We aren't bound to our lonely, isolated egos for all eternity, talking to dead relatives and floating around in the clouds, we're given the chance to become God, to die and become nothing, and thus become one with everything."

Date:	2006-05-13 10:59
Subject:	bleh
Security:	Public
Mood:	blah
Music:	terrible japanese version of "fly me to the moon"

Forget Xmas, the time when I check my grades is the most depressing time of the year.

Calculus - C
Gen Chem I - C+
Intro to Fundamental Physics - B
Visual Programming - A
Intro to Engineering - A
Bootcamp Fitness - P

I'm glad I'm stubborn as hell, since after my third C in math in a row I'm really starting to wonder why I think I could ever be an engineer.

Date:	2006-05-10 15:45
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	okay
Music:	against me * we laugh at danger (and break all the rules)

I want to dye my hair black again. The last dying seems to have faded really quickly. It might not have been permanant dye though, I did the whole thing on impulse and didn't really pay attention to anything like that.

It seems I'm stuck in Pensacola until next week. Kind of cool, since I'll have time to do absolutely nothing. On the other hand, it will kind of suck, because if I were in TN I could be working so I'm essentially wasting money by being here any longer than necessary.


And I've been complaining about this endlessly, but again, I have way too much crap, and it's all disgustingly dusty.

My party was better than I thought it was.

I was pissed because I thought it only lasted for about three or four hours, but it turns out I blacked out for a couple of hours so it was actually a lot more substantial than I thought.

Date:	2006-05-06 20:02
Subject:	Oy
Security:	Public
Mood:	groggy

So the party is done with. The cleaning still has only just begun.

I don't feel like writing and I don't really remember the details too well anyway, but in a nutshell, it was a good party, in fact, ignoring the end I might even go so far as too say great party. It probably wasn't significantly better than one I could have had at someone else's house though and probably wasn't worth at least $80 in booze and various expenses and a solid two days of cleaning.

I'm just glad I have good friends though that returned some order to things after people started going nuts, as I was dead to the world within the first hour or two.

And thanks to anyone who showed up. I hope you didn't get punched by anyone or that I didn't lean on you too much.

Date:	2006-05-02 09:51
Subject:	I'm free!
Security:	Public
Mood:	relieved
Music:	Danzig * Twist of Cain

I finished my last final yesterday and can hopefully enjoy a week of SLACK before I need to really get moving on moving. After my physics final I went and got coffee with Matt and harrassed him to come back to the internet where the cool people are. Seeing him again was nice. Now on my agenda: laundry. It might not sound like too much SLACK, but you can't even imagine how much I've been looking forward to having the time to actually wash my laundry again.

after telling myself i need to for months now i finally updated my interests and icons.

i can now officially consider myself an lj whore again.

Date:	2006-04-26 13:46
Subject:	OH SHIT!
Security:	Public
Mood:	irritated
Music:	No music, my external HD is glitching out in a major way

...I really hate the way Thunderbird defaults to one of my particular email addresses when I'm sending mail, so that when I'm sending a rather official email, one that the reply from which will decide the next four years of my life, to a person with a French sounding name who is probably a Québécois and staunch Catholic, it comes from "rosycrucifixion@cox.net".



God dammit I'm an idiot.

Date:	2006-04-19 22:17
Subject:	The zinfandel abomination...
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired
Music:	asian kungfu generation - rewrite

So, having one of those rare instances last night of being in possession of both time and money, I decided to go bug Randy to procure alcohol for me for my party (still two weeks away but I had time then so I figured why not). I was going to drive him but an old friend of his called him who had just gotten back in town after being away from Pensacola for two years, so we wait for her to show up and we all go in her SUV since my metro doesn't like having more than two passengers. We get to the store closest to Randy's house and the actual store is closed and all that's opened is the drive-thru.

Were I driving I would have just gone somewhere else, but I didn't want to be rude and bother Randy's friend to go somewhere else so I just went along with the idea of going through the drive-thru. So we pull up to the window and Randy attempts to order what I'd asked for, only, this whole situation being rather rushed and confused, I hadn't given him all of the details and he didn't remember a lot of what I had told him. So we have this terrible situation of Randy sitting there trying to order the liquor, not knowing what I want, and thus just waffling and irritating the woman working there. Eventually he has the rather clever idea of asking me for "advice" on what "he" should get, and so we have this ridiculously transparent exchange that goes something along these lines:

Pissed off employee woman: "Umm...okay what sizes do you want?"
Randy: "Ummm....err...*looks over at me* What do you think I should get?"
Me: "Well...um....what's that size that's smaller than a liter?"
Randy's friend: "A fifth?"
Me: "Er, sure, yeah, you should probably get that size...in my opinion."
Randy: "Okay...Everything in a fifth."
Pissed of employee woman: "Is that everything?"
Randy: "..."
Me: "...Yeah."
Randy: "Yeah."
*Woman walks off*
Me: "Oh, hey, I also really wanted to get a bottle of wine, could you ask if they have a good table wine or a pinot noir?"
*Randy and everyone else in the car say ask something along the lines of "what are you talking about?" and "why would you want wine? drink beer!"*
Pissed off employee woman: "Okay that will be fifty f--"
Randy "Hey, uh, could I get some wine too?"
*Pissed off employee woman kind of stares blankly*
Me *whispering and still attempting to be discrete for some reason*: "Just ask for whatever is the best table wine."
*Randy says something I couldn't hear*
*Woman walks off*
*Woman comes back with large bottle of wine*
Pissed off employee woman: "That good?"
Randy: "Sure."
Me: "Um..."

At the time I figured since it didn't come in a box or a jug it would probably be safe, but after inspecting it I discovered it to be a pale red zinfandel that's very sweet, meant to be drank cold, and was described (in one of the very few positive remarks I found about it) as very "chuggable."

...Yeah...not quite the chianti or pinot noir I was hoping for. However, I haven't actually tasted it yet, and if nothing else it was all incredibly amusing in its stupidity.

Date:	2006-04-18 18:33
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	recumbent
Music:	pink floyd - wish you were here

I just realized I really need to update my interests on here. I don't think they've changed since I was sixteen (when I made this journal I just copied and pasted them from my old one).

Nothing really happening. I'm just going through the motions, trying to get through these last few weeks of school with a decent grade. The only thing really exciting to me at the moment is planning the going away party I'm throwing. Thinking about it and planning it this much will probably only lead to dissapointment and wasted effort (you can't plan parties after all, at least not after the age of ten), but it gives me something to look forward to and keep me going through these last few weeks (Kingsport is not really something I look forward to. I'm not really attached to Pensacola except through a few of my friends, but Kingsport is possibly worse. Where I'm going after that I'm looking forward to, but that's too far away for me to get too into at the moment).